Beer Rules

From David- Founder of Sommbeer:

SommBeer’s 7 Beer Rules

Editor’s Note: Since the time I first wrote these rules, Sommbeer has grown into a community of 60+ contributors, partners, partnerships and loyal fans.  I am therefore obligated to mention that these rules are my own (but still completely valid mind you).

BEER RULE #1 – Don’t Add Fruit to Beer
Please don’t put oranges in my beer.  I do not like oranges in my beer,  I do not like them here or there, I do not like them anywhere. This is forbidden at my house…..

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BEER RULE #2 – No Light Beer
Beer is for flavor and fun.  If you want to lose weight don’t drink beer.  This same principle applies to non-alcoholic beer, don’t do it.

 

BEER RULE #3 – No Twisty Caps
Mass produced, bland, cheap beer tends to be made by companies with a lot of money….. when I’m handed a bottle with a Twisty Cap I know I’m in trouble.

 

BEER RULE #4 – No Corn no Rice
Kids eat cereal with corn and rice only adults that make bad decisions drink it.

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BEER RULE #5 – If the Beer has Class pour it in a Glass
Stop eye-balling your classy beer through a peep hole and grab a glass.

 

BEER RULE #6 – Don’t be that (Wine) guy
Let’s not take serious beer too seriously.

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BEER RULE #7 – Avoid mental vanilla
Mental Vanilla: Sticking to what’s comfortable and offers no risk…..force yourself to try new beers.

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BEER RULE #0 – Don’t become a bicycle rider
See all those guys riding their bikes to work?  They are Bicycle riders because they got caught drinking and driving.  Don’t Drink and Drive, Don’t Become a Bicycle Rider.

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Have fun and be careful out there.

Cheers!

David

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Founder at Sommbeer
Host of Sommbeer
Faith, Family and Beer always in that order.
"We don't take serious beer too seriously"
"I encourage you to accept my opinions as fact."
"I'm a beer magnet"
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